[JoeBoXeR]

Tag Match
The Maverick Initiative vs. The Renegade Souljahs

(Normal RP Rules Apply)

[Johnny Maverick]

GARY GETS LAID
A Rap Montage

THE PLACE: A Party at the Apartment of Ryan Ross.

Gary Maverick sits among the large group of partiers, watching the images on his Game Boys Screen flicker. His brother walks up, takes the Game Boy from his hands, places it on the coffee table, and smashes it with a comically large hammer.

What the smeg, Johnny!?

How have you not noticed that chick giving you the 'fuck-me' eyes?

Johnny points over to a very attractive half-asian girl who was wearing a 'Battlestar Galactica' T-shirt who smiles at Gary when they make eye contact.

No way, she's looking at you. All the girls here are looking at you.

If you don't go over there and spit what little game you have in that nerdy head of yours, then I'm going to go Ghost on you

Okay okay! Jesus!

Johnny pushes him over towards the girl and opens up his copy of 'The Transcendence of the Ego: An Existentialist Theory of Consciousness' by Jean Paul Sartre again, ignoring the looks he is getting from the women in the room. He just turns to the camera.

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Hey baby take a look at all these comics I bought.
Don't got a car, don't got a job, doesn't that make you hot?
Got a little fold-out wall cause I'm the Game-Mastah.
Got my D-20 and two liters o' Shasta.
Got a level 20 elf ma-

Johnny tosses his book aside and puts his hand over his little brothers mouth. It was clear he needed some help. He clears his throat.

Unwilling to accept any sexual boundary
My bro's turnin out chicks like he was a 'peeps' foundry.
Floundering past,
polishin brass, lookin for ass.
Finally finds this hot little Nerdcore lass.

'Gurl, can I get yo numbah?'
This Nerdcore God decreed.
He's five points overencumbered,
so will you take his seed?
I promise that you won't slumber,
if you two did the deed.
He'll be your reproductive plumber.
So, come on you two, and breed!'

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Johnny shoves his brother and the attractive young lady into a room and picks his book back up along with his half-empty bottle of CHAOS THEORY TRIPLE-DISTILLED WHISKEY. He goes back to reading, he looked like hell, like he hadnt slept in a week or so and his fingerless skeleton gloves still bore the coppery scent of Hunter Sullivans blood and his 'Evil Dead 2' t-shirt looks like it he's been working out in it. A few attractive young ladies pay him compliments but the usually talkative Johnny simply nods and thanks them politely. This was not the God of Failure or the Filth and the Fury and thankfully it wasn't the Crimson Ghost. It was the World Weary Warrior. He looks up at the camera and places a bookmark in his book.

Thanks for the housewarming party Ross. For those who don't know I recently moved in across from Ryan Ross at the behest of my therapist, who says I need to be around more people, which makes promoing for this weeks match even more....surreal. Now most in this situation would coast through this match and let their body rest for the pay-per-view but...anyone who has seen me in the ring know that I don't have this 'off-switch' that everyone else seems to have. When you step into the ring with Johnny Maverick you get 110% of the Filth and the Fury that has become my trademark. I made my CAREER beating the two of you and the only forseeable ending this week is I'll be leaving on my feet and you either Ryan or Mark are gonna be just Another Body Murdered. I don't know the meaning of 'an off night'. I go out there every night and I Never Give Up.

I Never Surrender.

And I Never Relent.

Plus I know that you have something to prove, Ross. I was pulling for you and Riona in that Gauntlet and was quite surprised when the Girl I've....I'm gonna be honest, a Girl I never really paid much attention to walked away with the win. I bet it hurts, Ross. I bet that you'd do anything. ANYTHING to prove that you aren't just a flash in the pan. Wel i've got three words for you Mr. Ross...'Show me something'. Show me that Ryan Ross is more than hype and a Global Title run. You have tasted Failure in its purest form... and I think... I think you've finally learned enough to know that ignoring this Failure would be the biggest mistake of your life. Embrace the Failure. Learn from it. If you don't? You are wasting mine and the fans times. Go find another company.

Johnny yawns. Shit, there was a lot of noise coming from that room Gary went into.

Zout, you beat one of my many masters. Well done, taking out Cody is no easy feat. Still, damn shame we didn't get to see that Finisher you've been wanking about aimlessly over the past month. In case you were wondering; Yes, you are the only one who gives a shit about your new finisher. Good luck in your match against Marxx. And by 'Good Luck' I mean 'Holy Shit, he's going to kick your ass'

Oh shit, hang on just a minute. Gary? says Johnny, as Gary emerges from the room, an ear-to-ear smile on his face. The two have a nice little conversation about the event in the room that we don't hear until Johnny speaks up.

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You know I figured at the most,
My little bro would get a squeezer.
Took her from pillar to post,
The little nerd is quite the pleaser.


You see, there'll never be no others.
We're one of a kind, ya know;
We're the Super Maverick Brothers.

SEXUAL DYNAMOS!
SEXUAL DYNAMOS!
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By the way, you DO know that girl was Spykes sister, right?

....Spyke's gonna kill me, huh?

HA!

.....oh shit, probably.

Gary looks terrified for a moment, but then regains his composure.

It was totally worth it.

THAT'S my brother! Now come on, lets do another bong hit and throw more fish to the Ninja Bear. But first things first

Cups in the air, Panties on the floor.

Dice in the bag, Phaser at my side.

Soon all you bitches are gonna know that it's time to...

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!

[flex20]

HELLO HELLO HELLO IS ANYBODY IN THERE?

Ryan Ross opens the scene in an empty apartment, lights off, clean house, a look of confusion swept across his face.

Ryan: “Uh, Mark are you here bro?”

Ryan looked in the kitchen, in the fridge, but finally decided to knock on Marks door.

Ryan: “Knock, knock you in there?”

Ryan stood there to no answer and with a simple sigh opened the door, Marks room was brightly colored due to the mass amount of signs referring to him on the wall, he always pilfered trash cans after the shows looking for signs people through away to decorate his room, along with that his room had a lot of PWA memorabilia signed by himself.

Ryan: “Mark, bro, are you here? I guess not, hmm where could you be, I guess we will just have to do this another time. Lit off you go.”

With that the camera snapped to black.