We cut to Commissioner Joe BoXeR, who is standing in the middle of the ring in front of thousands of people. Just like the good ol' days, he would think.

Joe BoXeR: "Welcome everybody to Revolutions Per Minute! I am so excited to be here, as I know all of you are even more excited. First and foremost I'd like to thank President Sommers, the roster and staff of the PWA, and all of the fans for helping me get this thing together tonight. Everyone has done their part to make sure this is will be one of the most memorable events in PWA history!"

The crowd erupts, and Joe is almost consumed by it.

Joe BoXeR: "We have some great matches here for you tonight. This is Night One of this three-night event and we're going to kick RPM off things right here in Dublin! Opening tonight will be a steel cage match with Scott Nash Strader taking on Jonathan Cage!"

Cheers and boos erupt from the crowd. They have their favorites.

Joe BoXeR: "Warren Engel and Duff Cote d'iVoire will be facing each other in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match!"

We hear some cheers for Warren and Duff, surprisingly. Both men have made their mark on the PWA.

Joe BoXeR: "Helix will be taking on Deacon Frost in a First Blood match!"


Joe BoXeR: "That's what I thought. Kyle Stevenson will be taking on the PWA Television Champion, Fire, in a no disqualification match!"

Cheers for Kyle Stevenson, not really so much for the TV Champion.

Joe BoXeR: "And Chamelion is banned from ringside!"

The crowd erupts.

Joe BoXeR: "The Ironman of the PWA, Mark McNasty, will be defending his Intercontinental Championship against the honorable Nightmare!"

The Nastynites show their true colors as they erupt in cheers for the Intercontinental Champion.

Joe BoXeR: "And in the main event... we have the Razordolls challenging Might & Magic for the PWA Tag Team Titles!"

The crowd erupts again.

Joe BoXeR: "Ladies and gentlemen... Night One has now officially begun!"

We cut to Jon McDaniel and Brian Rentfro who are ringside and looking anxious to call the first action here in Dublin, Ireland.

"Welcome everyone! I'm Jon McDaniel and you all know my squirrely sidekick, Brian Rentfro."

Rentfro: "Squirrely?"

McDaniel: "Something like that. That was one hell of an introduction from Commiss--"

Rentfro: "Jon, we're already getting something backstage."

McDaniel: "Pfft..."

Backstage at the beginning of Night One, we find Chamelion standing next to the drawing wheel for the Rumble match to air the next evening. With him is Lex Demise.  There are forty balls on the table in a box, and aside the box five of them have been removed. Chamelion taps the table.

Chamelion: Alright, look. Boxer has given you the special privilege of a late number in the draw.  A bit unfair, if you ask me, but whatever.  So, Demise… the numbers are hidden in these balls, but they were separated prior to us coming in here to promise you one of the last five spots.  So, whatever, pick one.

Demise glares at Chamelion, but looks and picks up the middle ball.  He opens it, revealing his number and Chamelion nods.

Chamelion: Well, lucky you.  Now if you don’t mind, I need to get these into the roller so we can begin doing the draws for everyone else.

Demise utters an expletive to Chamelion, showing his displeasure of having to be in the same room, but Chamelion just grins his Cheshire Grin.  Once Demise is gone, Chamelion looks around.  He then picks up the other four balls and opens each one, until he gets #40. He grins, pockets the ball, puts the others back together and dumps all the contents into the roller.  He begins turning the machine and calls out for the first wrestler to come in and make a pick as we cut to ringside for the opening match!