/ Promo History 2005-Present /

ACW February 2005 - March 2005

"I'll Come Back For You" - 2/17/05

"Sharpish" - 2/22/05

"Feel it. Experience it" - 3/11/05


Mourning Glory March 2005

"Never Stop" - 3/01/05

"Principles and Ethics" - 3/7/05


Night of Armageddon Five: Sunset April 2005

"You're Mine" - 4/12/05

"Points" - 4/29/05


PHW September 2005 - October 2005

"The Illusion of Safety" - 9/05/05

"I'm Out of Control" - 9/18/05

"Education" - 9/22/05

"Glass Dance" - 9/27/05

"A Man Has Gun" - 9/29/05

"Everybody's Stalking" - 10/06/05

"You Break into My Prison" - 10/07/05

"Set This Place on Fire" - 10/12/05

"Context" - 10/21/05


CWA February - April 2006

"Counting Bodies like Sheep" - 2/19/06

"Comfortable Liar" - 3/06/06

"I Am Just a Man, Fighting Other Men" - 3/23/06


IWL January 2007

"Legend" - 1/10/07

"Giddy Up" - 1/13/07

"A Master of Survival" - 1/16/07

"Illegal Drugs and a Bottle of Jager" - 1/21/07


PWA January 2008 - Present

"Forever" - 1/25/08

"Bleed For It" - 1/28/08

"Oil and Water" - 2/03/08

"Will You Save Us Like You Saved Them?" - 2/07/08

"I Will Devour You" - 2/11/08

"The Love is All I Have" - 2/14/08

"I'm Alive" - 2/17/08

"We Are Eternal" - 2/19/08

"Pain Redefined" - 3/01/08

"Just The Facts" - 3/04/08

"This is the Beginning of the End" - 3/10/08

"Get Well Soon" - 3/16/08

"Not That There's Anything Wrong With That" - 3/17/08

"And Hypocrites Never Win" - 3/20/08

"Carbon Copy" - 3/25/08

"This is Guaranteed" - 3/26/08

"Play With Fire" - 4/01/08

"Don't Ask Dumb Questions" - 4/06/08

"Rise" - 4/09/08

"I DECLARE WAR!" - 4/14/08

"You're So Narrow-Minded" - 4/17/08

"I Won't Let Them Deify You" - 4/29/08

"War Is Just a Show Away" - 5/06/08

"Fading Stars" - 5/08/08

"Endless" - 5/12/08

"Fear of the Dark" - 5/15/08

"That Kid Fought Hard" - 5/19/08

"Make It Worth Our Time" - 5/21/08

"Unstoppable?" - 5/28/08

"Most Guys Retire at Thirty Two" - 5/29/08

"I Enjoy Pissing You Off" - 6/04/08

"And You Don't Matter Now" - 6/09/08

"When You Find Yourself on Your Back" - 6/12/08

"A Battle You Cannot Win" - 6/16/08

"It's Completely Understandable" - 6/24/08

"Full of Desperation, Not Greatness" - 6/25/08

"You Aren't Good Anymore" - 6/25/08

"You Can't Put a Round Peg in a Square Hole" - 7/01/08

"There is Nobody Else" - 7/08/08

"Oh, and a Complete Loser" - 7/10/08

"The Hole Is Where the Heart Is" - 7/14/08

"I'll Watch You Shudder" - 7/16/08

"That's A Plus" - 7/29/08

"Theories Will Be Proven True" - 8/03/08

"You're Not Fighting Rob Robinson" - 8/12/08

"I Have More Clutch Than a Goddamn Manual Transmission" - 8/14/08

"And seriously, the Capitals?" - 8/19/08

"That's Something to Look Forward To" -  8/24/08

"It's As Useless As Masturbation" - 9/1/08

"Try That On and See How It Fits" - 9/3/08

"The Man Who Snapped His Fingers and Hit Two Straders With One Stone" - 9/9/08

"I Work Hard, I Hit Harder" - 9/16/08

"Bring the Hammer Back (character development)" - 9/23/08

"I Will Be Bringing All Fifty Two Cards -- and the Jokers" - 923/08

"Expect Everything" - 9/27/08

"I Can Feel Your Self-Doubt from Across the Atlantic Ocean" - 10/7/08

"Don't Forget Your Sunscreen" - 10/13/08

"Shots - A Lot of Shots" - 10/15/08

"Leave Nothing. Sacrifice Everything" - 10/16/08

"I Don't Have Respect For People Who Act Like That" - 11/4/08

"Things Are Definitely Getting Dicey" - 11/6/08

"Maybe That Will Stir The Pot and Get People Excited About Wrestling Again, Because I'm Fucking Bored" - 11/10/08

"And I'm Sorry, But We Don't Need That Kind of Stink Coming From Our World Champion" - 11/12/08

"Which Do You Think Pisses Me Off More?" - 11/17/08

"I Hear That Grizzly Beer Title Calling Your Name, Though" - 11/24/08

"You Have No Idea How Hard and How Fast We Can Bring This To Your Doorstep" - 12/1/08

"Live from Kalamazoo" - 12/8/08

"But Tonight, You Can Call Me Death (character development)" - 12/20/08

"Passive Aggressive Bullshit..." - 1/11/09

"Retirement" - 1/15/09

"Welcome Back" - 6/16/09

"I'm Coming For Your Gold, Boy" - 7/3/09

"We Finish Things" - 7/12/09

"You Try Going Through a Horrible Divorce Process and See If You Come Out The Same Person At The End" - 7/17/09

"I'll Make Sure I See That Horizon of Gold" - 7/19/09

"People, Wake Up. He's Not As Great As He Appears To Be" - 7/21/09

"You Can't Win, And It's Sad That You Can't See That" - 7/24/09

"Listen, I Am Not Going To Tell You 'I Told You So', But You Should Have Listened Better" - 7/28/09

"I'm a World Champion...You're a Television Champion" - 7/29/09

"No Thanks, I'll Tip My Hat And Keep Giving You My Best Week In And Week Out" - 8/5/09

"Maybe The Third Time is a Charm (Happy 100th Promo)" - 8/9/09

"Pun Intended, Of Course" - 8/12/09

"Sounds Like A Load of Bullshit, Huh?" - 8/14/09

"But You've Also Got To Back It Up" - 8/17/09

"I'm A Coward" - 8/21/09

"Guaranteed freshness. Guaranteed satisfaction." - 8/24/09

"You think that ankle injury hurts now?" - 8/26/09

"This Saturday? I'm sending you back to the shelf." - 8/31/09

"But I ain't buying it." - 9/9/09

"Believe it." - 9/14/09

"The Tonight Show" - 9/15/09

"Well gee golly, I think you're an idiot!" - 9/16/09

"These things that I know." - 9/18/09

"Damn me." - 9/23/09

"I told you." - 9/25/09

"No excuses." - 9/29/09

"Nobody slows me down." - 10/01/09

"Third time is a charm." - 10/07/09

"See, I don't play that game." - 10/09/09

"It's just begun." - 10/12/09

"Witness it." - 10/16/09

"Think about it." - 10/20/09

"A binding resolution." - 10/22/09

"Now - why can't you bring that every week?" - 10/26/09

"With me? It's all inclusive." - 10/30/09

"Boring." - 11/13/09

"Consider it implied." - 11/16/09

"What, did you think I'd forget?" - 11/24/09

"You want to know what it takes to win a match like this?" - 12/01/09

"Vince Lombardi" - 12/04/09

"I don't owe you shit." - 12/14/09

"I'm looking through you." - 12/17/09

"Matthew fuckin' Engel." - 12/18/09

"My declaration." - 12/26/09

"Hunt you down without mercy, hunt you down all nightmare long." - 1/20/10

"Yeah, I still got it." - 1/29/10