Presents

May 3rd, 2010

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"Better Then You" by Metallica plays as a montage of video footage from both PWA and Rebel Pro play, showing the superstars from both shows in action.. the montage goes for about forty seconds before the scene switches to Mark Sommers standing in front of five huge 50 inch HD TV screens that are set with two above the other three in a pyramid setting with the logo Crossroads hanging above the top two TVs. 

Chamelion: Welcome everyone to the premier episode of Crossroads.  Each week I’ll be bringing you news, recaps and reviews of both the PWA and Rebel pro and the action that took place in their rings, along with behind the scenes stories, interviews and starting next week, exclusive promos from both PWA and Rebel Pro stars who at the end of the show will step into the ring against each other in Crossroads exclusive PWA vs Rebel Pro matches!

Chamelion: Allow me to explain the set up here.  Behind me are five TVs.  Each TV is labeled for its unique purpose…. The left top monitor will review PWA’S Rampage, while the right monitor will review Rebel’s Aggression… the left lower monitor will then preview next week’s Rampage even while the right monitor will preview Rebel’s upcoming shows.  Then, finally, in the center monitor, during the course of the night, we’ll see promos from PWA and Rebel superstars and then finally, it will reveal our match of the night.

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Chamelion: Our first segment is a recap of the events of Rebel Pro's Aggression that took place on April 30th, 2010.  I've been told that Larry Gordon has hired a very special individual to share with us the juicy details that went on during the show's evening.

The Right top monitor flicks on, with the Rebel Pro logo flashing before Jenny Jersey flashes on the screen, dressed in a very short skirt that can barely cover her unmentionables. She sits seductively in a chair, showing more than what is probably appropriate, but still covering what she needs to. She looks into the camera before her soft voice flows from her lips.

Jenny Jersey: "Mr. Gordon asked me to handle the recaps of the show, because he said that I am more pleasing to the eye than himself or Joe Boxer. He also stated that you'd think the more known federation, Pioneer Wrestling Association, would hire someone with as much... sex appeal as myself to do the recap."

She giggles softly, making you listen more closely.

Jenny Jersey: "On to the recap then?"

She adjusts her skirt and looks into the camera.

Jenny Jersey: "Before the show can even begin properly, Dirty Money members Chris Casino and Krusty Kid Paul decide that they need to eliminate Matthew Kurtis from Casino's match later that night with a savage beat down."

Jenny shakes her head.

Jenny Jersey: "But that is such a cowardly attack, don't you think so?"

She blinks her eyes and if you are a man, you are definitely drooling now and wanting more Jenny.

Jenny Jersey: "Then the strange team of Foot Knife Sr and his son, Foot Knife Jr; collectively known as The Foot Knives take on the struggling team of Jer$ey and Mack... Young Money."

She allows the brief series of moves show on the television.

Jenny Jersey: "Young Money were able to right their ship and come out with a victory over the Foot Knives in this contest by showing why both men are former champions."

Seductive eye blinks.

Jenny Jersey: "Following the match, Casino and Paul were back stage where they accosted four people who are fans of the Kurtis family here in Rebel Pro. Chris was put in his place as one of the fans asked him who he was. As you can tell, this did not please Casino in the slightest especially when one of the fans asked him for Bruce Richards' autograph. However the scene was far from over as a hooded mystery man came out and vowed that Casino and Paul by association would get theirs' later in the evening."

She takes a sip of water, oh to be that glass.

Jenny Jersey: "The following match pitted the newcomer Marina Blue facing off against the Triple Crown winner, Vincent Black. Vincent may have taken Marina a bit too lightly as she literally had him by the balls near the match's end and well, a jerk of that region and the jerk known as Vincent Black goes down for the count. Way to go Marina, hold this company's bad asses by the balls and you'll go far."

A small laugh as she prepares the next little segment.

Jenny Jersey: "And now we finally have a legal match of Matthew Kurtis and Chris Casino... unfortunately Matthew was attacked and injured earlier in the evening. Chris showed his cockiness by not even dressing for the match that was supposed to take place but Jonothan Kurtis came out to defend his brother's honor. Casino did not want to face the youngest Kurtis brother, so J-Kurt had a big surprise for Chris as Matthew came out for the match. Matthew and Chris traded some blows back and forth, but Matthew was able to pull out a legitimate victory over Casino and hopefully shut Casino's mouth for the meantime. How will this affect Casino's psychy for their match at Barbed Wire Massacre 2010?"

She shrugs, emphasizing her lovely chest.

Jenny Jersey: "Who knows, but we have more in this hour of show than PWA does in a two hour episode, so lets get going. A confrontation between JT Whiplash and the pompas and highly arrogant Marcus Marion was shown. Unfortunately the two still did not get their hands on one another as Marion cowardly tossed a defenseless stripper in front of himself to protect him and she got a spear. Duncan Aries was there for Aggression, surprising many by his appearance and his vow to take out anyone and everyone until he finds out who is going after his wife. Not sure if anyone cares really about the others getting attacked by Duncan, but when they are attacked by this vengeful husband... they'll care then. I for one had nothing to do with it and I want to believe that Casino may have had something to do with it... But what do I know I'm just a ring announcer and reporter."

She smiles.

Jenny Jersey: "For the Main Event of the evening Johnny Maverick took on Jacob Collins in a match under Rebel Pro rules, which means... you guessed it no rules."

A laugh.

Jenny Jersey: "Maverick was a bit disrespectful in his words about the PWA Television champion and was unprepared for the vengence that Collins was going to bring to the match. Both men exchanged blows, both hardcore and traditional but Jacob was able to use the lack of rules to his advantage as he nailed Johnny with the Television Championship belt for the cover and the win... way to go Jacob."

She blows him a kiss, while fluttering her eyelashes.

Jenny Jersey: "After the match, both members of Dirty Money were tossed through the curtain with each bloody and beaten. Casino had a "D" spraypainted black on his chest while Krusty Kid Paul held an "A" on his chest, in the same fashion."

She smiles.

Jenny Jersey: "Guess they finally got theirs', but knowing these two men, it is far from over."

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Chamelion: Well, I didn't expect to get to offer the AOWF such a piece of eye candy, but I'm not going to knock it.  I will say that while both Rebel and PWA may be competing to be the best, hands down Joe Boxer has lost the visual appeal portion of the contest.  Speaking of Joe Boxer, I’m going to turn the program over to our esteemed commission of the PWA, as he gives us insight into Rampage’s most recent event. 

The Monitor flashes to life with Joe standing in front of a black back drop with the PWA Logo. 

Joe BoXeR: I must say, I am excited to be apart of Crossroads. This is a great chance for both Pioneer Wrestling and REBEL Pro to develop connections and create healthy competitive rivalries between our superstars. Some would say it's about the ratings and saving REBEL Pro, but they're far from the truth. REBEL Pro is a great company with a rich tradition, much like the PWA, and it only made sense to get these two companies under the same umbrella and start making history.

Joe disappears for a moment and the monitor flashes with the PWA Sunday Night Rampage logo, before Joe returns.

Joe BoXeR: Now, let's move on to last night's episode of Sunday Night Rampage. Pioneer Wrestling still continues to pump out exciting, high-impact weekly shows and it was no different this week. The opening segment was Simon Kalis brutally attacking some of my security guards and causing chaos right in the opening minutes of the show. I assure you Kalis will be fully charged for his actions. The opening match was a good one as Matt Stone took on Ronald Gay in the opener. Ronald Gay told me this would be his match and I have honored that. However, Ronald Gay ended his PWA career on a positive note as he defeated Matt Stone with the Final Judgment.

Joe BoXeR: After the end of that match, Kalis received a letter apparently from my brother indicating that he should visit the Hero of the South. After that, Joshua Danielson and Marxx were talking backstage and were interrupted by the Cowgirls from Hell. Meghan and Tamika decided to poke a little fun, and I must say Tamika and Meghan werelooking extravagent. However, Marxx was not in the playful mood and challenged Meghan to a match next week on Rampage. We'll see if they get what they want later in the show.

Joe BoXeR: Our next match featured the debut of Bruce "Midnight" Cable, a talented wrestler that I scouted from New Japan Pro Wrestling. I decided to book him against the returning Corey Lazarus, a PWA Hall of Famer and legend in his own right. This was a great match I thought and Bruce managed to keep Corey on his toes, but Corey slipped out of the Stroke of Midnight and nailed Bruce with the End Credits to secure a victory, Corey's first win of 2010 and since his WarGames battle back at Good versus Evil. Bruce Cable showed promise, but he was bested by the best, which isn't anything to get depressed about.

Joe BoXeR: Now we are backstage with our Undisputed Champion, Laura Estella, former LWF World Champion, Lisa Seldon, and former PWA World Champion, Scott Nash Strader. Three of my favorite people.. that's for sure. SNS calls in a favor and asks Lisa to look out for his girls, the PWA World Tag-Team Champions Cowgirls from Hell. From what I've seen, they can take care of themselves. Especially Tamika. And to stop the rumors now, nothing has ever happened between Tamika, Meghan, and I. Some people like to make outrageous accusations that I've engaged in sexual favors in order for the Cowgirls to have had a spot at RPM 2. What Lucious "Dumbass" Starr doesn't realize is that they beat the Jade Assassins to earn that spot. So please, enough already kids. It's grown up time.

Joe BoXeR: The next match was a triple threat between returning Joshua Danielson, Jacob Seldon, and Treacherous Hippo Love. Joshua Danielson would come out victorious after pinning Seldon, and thus earn a shot at the coveted Television Championship next week on Rampage. He will either face Jacob Collins or Blake Witcroft.

Joe BoXeR: Our next segment was Jethro Hayes reading a letter from my brother Matthew Engel. In that letter, Engel accuses Hayes of imprisoning Simon Kalis and then issuing his release leading up to Genesis X. Of course, you would believe it to be a fabricated lie at first, but Jethro Hayes verifies the information in the letter. All the while, Kalis is listening and nearly on the brink of a breakdown. My security team chases after him, because I felt the need to bring him for his own good. He needs to be punished and he needs rehabilitation, people. He is not a well man.. he is not the same man that led the Chaos brand to its highest ratings ever.

Joe BoXeR: The next match was billed to be PWA versus REBEL Pro. Cody Bogard, number one contender to the PWA Intercontinental Championship, took on Jer$ey from REBEL Pro and defeated him on Sunday Night Rampage. It was a good night for the PWA, but we thank Jer$ey for coming out to Rampage and competing on our show.

Joe BoXeR: Next we find out that the new Order of Chaos includes Simon Kalis, Lucious Starr, and Joshua Danielson! Lucious Starr and Simon Kalis take on the deadly and beautiful Cowgirls from Hell and they lose in a very close match that could have gone either way, but the girls were the better fighters that not. We were able to capture Kalis after his match, finally. Yes, I let him fight his match. So what? I'm a businessman afterall. But, it seems Jethro Hayes is taking up the mantle of Simon Kalis and leading the Order of Chaos.. and Masakaz The Great is stepping in their path and giving them their first resistance. Masakaz claims to be guided by my brother Matthew Engel.. but my brother is in Bermuda right now. He only has so much influence, people. Masakaz is making these decisions himself.. and if you want to continue to scorn my brother for it, well.. that's your opinion obviously.

Joe BoXeR: Then Deacon Frost took on Riona Langly in a highly anticipated match, but it ended up going to a double count out. I just hate it when that happens, perhaps next time I'll apply a no count out rule or something. Then Chamelion came out and announced this show, which is really cool by the way. Chamelion is still one of the most innovative people in the wrestling business today.

Joe BoXeR: Our Undisputed Champion took on the PWA Hall of Famer The Phoenix and Laura ended up defeating him just barely and sneaked by with yet another win. Laura Estella has yet to be pinned here in the PWA and one begs the question who will be able to step up and finally defeat her? Of course, I'm not ignorant to the obnoxious comments she made toward me in her promo, and she's entitled to her own opinion. But, in my opinion, she's an awfully long ways away from anything resembling a career that Sirus Moran had.

Joe BoXeR: The next match was supposed to be a good one, but Jamie Flynn decided not to show up. We still don't know why. I am investigating the matter as best as I can and we will figure out the status of Flynn's career in the PWA.

Joe BoXeR: And lastly, the main event was a Television Title match between champion Jacob Collins and newcomer Blake Witcroft. In just his second PWA match, Blake was able to knock off Collins with a controversial finish and capture his first PWA title.

We cut to the copyright logo of Sunday Night Rampage.

Chamelion: Ok, admittedly I was hoping we'd hear more about what Rebel thinks of Chad Kurtis, but perhaps Chad himself will let us know soon.

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Chamelion:  Here is where we'd see the promo of our selected PWA superstar, but for now, take a look at last week's Promo of the week.

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The scene is cheesy... like... really cheesy. We're talking double cheeseburger wrapped in cheese served with cheese fries cheesy...

It's a study. One of those large, expensive and classy looking studies that only seem to appear on TV. Our heroine is seated at the desk, looking over some paperwork of some sort... She's even wearing a pair of glasses to make it all look even more official and such. She seems to be wearing a doctor's coat and black dress shirt, but not much else can be seen behind the desk. She looks up from her paperwork and smiles for the camera...

::Riona:: "Good Evening, I am Dr. Riona Langly speaking to you tonight from my beautiful home in Philadelphia, Pennslyvania. You may recognize me from my New York Post Bestselling book 'How To Change You Life in 20 MOVEs or Less.' However, tonight, I am here to speak to you all about a radical new method of sleep therapy that I have put my seal of approval on; the Dr. Riona Langly Knock Out the Stress Treatment. Over the next few minutes, I will be going into details about this wonderful new medical breakthrough, complete with testimonials from well-known celebrities about how my K.O.T.S. Treatment has improved both thier sleep and their lives in general."

"However, before I get into the details of this treatment, allow me a moment to say that there are some minute side-effects to this new medical breakthrough such as severeheadtraumapossibleconcussionlossofbloodlossofeyesightlossofchampionshipsnauseadrymouthheartburnandothersideeffects. Please, before beginning treatment on the K.O.T.S. plan, consult with at least 3 doctors about your current health status. In fact, I insist that all applicants undergo a through physical before beginning the treatment."

Riona smiles as she stands up and walks from behind her desk... She is wearing a black dress shirt as expected, with a blue pair of jeans and her Reeboks. The look is somewhat Dr. Gregory House like.

::Riona:: "The Riona Langly K.T.O.S. Treatment plan is revolutionary in it's simplicity, and can be administered by a nearby friend or loved one if immediate medical attention is needed. However, the effects will be more noticable if done by a trained technician such as myself or my collegues such as Dr. Laura Estella or Dr. Jonothan Maverick."

"The application of the K.O.T.S. system is as follows... A swift application of Ellbogen to the Cranium. Rolling the Ellbogen before application has been known to increase results but of course, it also can slow application of the Ellbogen to a level un-desirable by the wielder. Multiple applications may be needed for more serious cases, where the patient resists the sweet sleep that he requests so much. Still, this treatment is not for everyone, so please, consult your doctor before even attempting this treatment..."

A cheesy doctor-like smile... This is practically an informercial right now.

::Riona::"Still, if you don't believe me, then listen to these celebrity endorseme... I mean, real people that have gone through the K.O.T.S. plan! Yeah!"

We cut to a still-frame of Raizzor... except that only his lips move. The voice is clearly Riona's trying to sound like Raizzor... Stealing from Conan, really Riona?

::'Raizzor':: "Before treatment, I was a mess of a human being... I was sleep-deprived, pale, and completely without humor. But, thanks to Dr. Langly, I can finally REST... IN... PEAAAAACCCCCEEEEE...."

Another picture, this time of Marxx... Bad French accent too...

::'Marxx':: "Sacre bleu! Before receiving the Dr. Langly K.O.T.S. Treatment, I was overweight... Ze French women, they would not look at mauh! So, thank you Dr. Langly, because thanks to your plan, I am now 15 pounds lighter! Now, ze ladies, they love me!"

Yet another picture... Deacon Frost...

::'Frost':: "You people out there should have seen me before treatment... I was an ill-tempered, violent giant of a human being... After the Dr. Ri-"

The video suddenly switches to Riona Langly sitting on her couch, the IC belt lazily sitting on her shoulder... She looks a little bored...

::Riona:: "I'd like to apologize to all that I may have insulted in the process of making that faux commerical... That happened to be a particularly bad idea of Laura's that I had to try out... So, yeah, Michael... Marxx... I'm sorry for the inaccuracies and insensitivities that may have occured from me being just too full of awesome. Seriously though, I know that the both of you received concussions from my offense in our respective matches, and that ain't very cool. So, get well, and I hope to see the both of you in the ring soon... Marxx, in particular, I haven't had that much fun wrestling someone since I stopped brawling with Jamie Flynn. I hope we can do that again soon... I'd say that it could be over the World title, but my roomate probably wouldn't like that very much and I doubt she's losing it any time soon..."

"Still, there was another person that was spoken of in my little infomercial, and that's you Deacon... and really, you and I have something that we agree upon. I have been looking forward to this match ever since you stepped back in the ring, and it's precisely for the same reasons as you. Our draw a couple of years ago, it wasn't the most satisfactory thing for me. Fuck man, I absolutely hated it. I was on the biggest roll of my fucking career man... 3 months undefeated, 2 months as the Grizzly Beer Champion, taking out challenges left and right... And then, against you, someone that I believe was alot fucking scarier before they opened their big mouth, I went to a draw. Call it what you will, me getting that blood-rage that would define me as the First Apostle or just me being careless, the fact of the matter is that I was unable to get the job fucking done and it pissed me the fuck off. In fact, the very next week, I went and lost the GB title to Ryan Lewis. Of course, with a week off and time away from both matches, I went into A Farewell to Arms and won back that title, but the fact remains that not being able to take you out affected me... And then you went and disappeared, and suddenly Viktor Stone started to show up and a new chewtoy for me to beat up on began..."

"Now, you may consider that disrespect if you want to, but I consider you in the same vein as Viktor Stone, which means that you trained him pretty well. The bloodrage of violence flows through both of you, and when left unchained, the capacity of destruction that you can unleashed is almost completely unimaginable. It's something only people that really like horror movies speak of... I respect that, and I respect that you are a very, very dangerous man... especially to a girl like me."

"I harbor no illusions that my size is a detriment in this match just like it was against Raizzor and just like it was against SNS, or against PX... I am a 140 pound woman going up against a giant of a man in you, and on an even playing field, you have many more advantages than me..."

"Unfortunately for you, this isn't an even playing field, is it Frost?"

Riona grins and taps the title a bit.

::Riona:: "The physical difference in size is easily made up by the mental difference here... You're angry about losing to Jacob Collins, everyone and their blind mother can see it. Against some people, that would make you extremely fucking dangerous. But, you're not against most people, you're against Riona Fucking Langly. You may consider your injury to be a weak point in this match, but I see your mental status as the weakness. You're going to want to destroy me to make up for your failings at RPM... You're going to work too hard, you're going to overshoot... You're going to make mistakes, because you are so eager to please after your disasterous loss at the PPV. And, when you make those mistakes, I'm going to capitalize on them... and you're going to feel some pain that you would never imagine."

"And don't think that you can fucking stop me you pissant... Marxx said the same things, and look at him now. Look at him real fucking hard, because that right there is your future after this week. You may think that I don't have much to prove now. Sure, a loss to you this early in my 3rd run as the IC Champ would look bad, but we all know that I'm like a phoenix. People thought I was finished after I lost at Who's The Man, and I came right back from the ashes and took what I wanted from Marxx. I've rebuilt myself once more, as an force of nature... The Riona Langly Experience if you will. And you're about to ride it... Fuck, that sounded so horrible, I can't believe I just said that."

A sigh...

::Riona:: "But, you're right about something else... I am not afraid of you Deacon. For all your talk of the Path of Violence, you haven't shown much of it since your return to the PWA. I know that you've got a couple wins and a TV title reign to your name so far, and that's impressive to a point... But it's not enough for your big words. You've promised pain and devistation, and all I've seen from you is typical big-man bullshit. You throw people around smaller than you, you beat up on Cody and get a title reign, and then Jacob Collins comes out of nowhere and takes the belt from you, destroying your credibility in the process. You've got alot of work to do in making yourself back into a total badass, and beating on me and making me look like a bitch would totally do that..."

"But that's not going to happen. Because Dr. Riona Langly is nobody's bitch."
There's that grin... The one that so many have hated and feared...

::Riona:: "If there's a chink in my armor, you're not smart enough to find it... If there's a hole in my defense, you're too much of a blunt instrument to understand it... And if there's a chance for you to beat me, you're so angry that you're not going to see it... But I know how to beat you Deacon. All I have to do is wait... wait for you to make a mistake that will cost you yet another victory. Because I'm Dr. Riona Langly, and my PhD is in KICKING YOUR ASS!"

"Your Path of Violence is in the way of my Path of Greatness..."

"MOVE."

Blackout.

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Chamelion:  As with Riona's PWA promo, here is a selected promo from last week's Aggression card.  Yeah, I'm a bit biased, as it's Jacob Collins' promo against Johnny Maverick.

As we open we find Jacob Collins standing inside a non descript locker room, with the PWA Television Championship draped over his shoulder. He has a small smile on his face, and he scratches his chin and addresses his opponent this week, not in the PWA, but in Rebel Pro.

“So, I had this… fantasy. I wanna tell ya about it only so you know what’s going on in this weird mind of mine. Don’t take me seriously, though, okay, I’m just offering an exposition here. See, something is going to happen this week, something that doesn’t happen every day. The PWA Grizzly Beer Champion, Johnny Maverick, is going to face the PWA TV Champion; Me, Jacob Collins… but it’s going to happen over in Rebel Pro. Two PWA Champions going Mano a man, or ‘hand to hand’ in a battle of skill, strength and determination to be declared the winner when the match ends. Anyway, my fantasy running through my head was… what if we put both our titles on the line, winner takes all?”

“Just kidding. No one would go for it… so really what this is all about is a bit of self knowledge that one of the two of us is going to be a true champion after Wednesday, and the other will have to ask himself, does he deserve to be where he is at, right now?”

“Now, for you Maverick, that answer is kind of obvious; you have won, defended and carried that PWA GB title for a while now, fending off challengers left and right, so it’s obvious you’ve earned your spot as champion. It’s not the same for me, though. Right at this moment, I’m looked at as a fluke champion. Oh, trust me, I know it. The rumors may be mute, the looks of the roster seem to be kind, but I know what they’re thinking. How can this kid, this low totem pole guy, who has basically been through the meat grinder for two years and everyone’s punching bag, be carrying around the coveted PWA TV championship, especially considering who I had to beat to get it?”

“Ya know what? I’m asking myself the very same question. How did I do it? I know I was there, I know what I did… but to keep a man the size and power of Deacon Frost down for three full seconds is a task that very few have accomplished, and even fewer have walked away from unscathed.”

“You would think this would give me a bit of an ego. Far from it. I’m even more unsure of myself then I was before that match. Now I have to go back and find within myself the person I was when I started this winning streak. See, I know who I was… I didn’t care, remember? I didn’t sweat winning or losing. I just went in, did my job, got paid and went home… easy enough, right?”

“That’s sort of changed. There’s a future with this championship, one that could lead me to the very top of the mountain, as cliché as that line is… or I could fade back into obscurity faster than some names I won’t mention here today, but I’m sure you could come up with a few. So what do I do, Maverick? I think the answer is obvious.”

“I beat you. I win this title from one champion, and then less than a week later I beat another champion. Don’t you think that would do it, erase the skeptics and naysayer’s thoughts of what I can, and can’t accomplish?”

“I mean, don’t get me wrong here. I like you, I like what you’ve done and when we fight, you’re going to be the teacher, and I the student. You’re no push over and you’re not going to take me lightly, not after seeing me come out of the match against Frost in one piece, and the new TV champion. So I am aware that I’m in for another fight for my life.”

“Not only that, we’re facing off over in Rebel Pro, a place where the rules are sort of tossed out the window and anything goes. You’re working two promotions and doing so well, and I’m sort of the bottom feeder here in PWA… so the outcome to most would seem obvious.”

“Then again, Deacon thought our outcome was obvious, too, didn’t he? So confident in fact that he only had one narrow vision; ‘Beat Jacob Collins to a pulp’, because it was clear he didn’t take me seriously, and thought he was out for a cake walk.”

“So yeah, I know what I have to do, I have to win. Not a want, a need. Nothing against you, of course, Johnny, but yeah, knowing what we can do in Rebel, and what’s on the line for me, I’m probably going to do some things I’m not normally known to do… I won’t cheat you, though, I want to face you and shake your hand and say this is going to be a fight, as it should be, but when it’s over, I gotta be declared the winner…. I gotta shake the bad press that is associated with Jacob Collins and show this new Witcroft character that when I defend my title for the first time next weekend, it won’t be my last time.”

“See ya!”

With a tilt of his head, Collins slaps his PWA TV title once for good measure and walks off screen.

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Chamelion: Next, Joe Boxer offers us his choice of PWA’s Superstar Spotlight, and he’s off to a big lead with a look at the current PWA Tag-Team Champions, the Cowgirls from Hell.

The Monitor comes back to life with Joe Boxer on the screen.

Joe BoXeR: Our wrestler spotlight of the week is none other than The Cowgirls from Hell! They have made a huge impact in the PWA so far, with three consecutive tag wins. They defeated the Jade Assassins, gaining a spot in the tag title match, and then defeated Hell and High Water and the Down South Georgia Boys at RPM 2. That was quite a match and a great finish, with the astonishing Tamika Nash securing a victory for her and her sister. Now, the girls remain undefeated as they defeat a great duo in Simon Kalis and Lucious Starr. Is the sky truly the limit for these two? And what kind of challenge will they be faced with next week? Stay tuned.

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Chamelion: Right now, the PWA shines with a great many women in the top positions.  Laura Estella, Riona Langly, the Cowgirls from Hell... it's a great time to be a man watching PWA!  And speaking of sexy ladies, let's return to Jenny Jersey as she gives us insight into the upcomming Barbed Wire Massacre over in Rebel Pro on May 5th, 2010.  Be sure to check it out!

Back on the appropriate Moninitor, we find Jenny Jersey sitting down as she brings out a set of cards, indicating the matches and notes to herself.

Jenny Jersey: "Coming up on Friday May 7, 2010 at 8:00pm Estern and running until 10:00pm Eastern we have Rebel Pro's big event of the month and it is called Barbed Wire Massacre 2010. We have several matches set up for this card and lets get down to them with a bit of information about each."

Jenny pulls out the first card.

Jenny: "First we have Jer$ey taking on "The Star Spangled Sensation" Steve Parker. Both of these men have a history, but it comes from New Alberta Pro Wrestling where they were part of American DyNasty. After an ugly split from the company, Steve and Jer$ey were forced to break their alliance up. Steve wants retribution for Jer$ey's stupidity of paying off a referee in NAPW and hece the reason for his World Championship reign there. Will Steve get his retribution at Barbed Wire Massacre or will Jer$ey shut up "The Star Spangled Sensation"?

Another card is put on top.

Jenny Jersey: "In a Barbed Wire Street Fight Duncan Aries takes on former partner Vincent Black. These two men were once Rebel Pro Tag Team champions, but are now bitter enemies. Vincent claimed that Duncan carried the team, but Duncan wants the ambulance to carry Vincent to the hospital. The bad blood has been brewing between these two for a month and will end at Barbed Wire Massacre 2010 one way or another. With Duncan now with a more intense attitude and out for revenge... does Vincent have a chance? Check out tickets and local bars for a chance to see who settles what on May 7, 2010."

Card flip.

Jenny Jersey: "About two weeks ago Johnny Maverick attacked JT Whiplash and stole the Aggression title back from the current champion, JT Whiplash. After weeks of wanting to face off again, that particular action has prompted for these two men to contest for the Aggression title in a Barbed Wire Wrapped Steel Cage match. Both men love hardcore, both want that gold, but only one man can become Aggression Champion, who will it be?"

She pulls out another card.

Jenny Jersey: "The Bluegrass Mafia will be taking on Dirty Money for a chance at the Rebel Pro Tag Team Championship in a barbed wire wrapped ropes match to see who will become the Rebel Tag Champions. After the most recent victory of Matthew Kurtis over Casino, will that affect Casino? Will it affect KKP? Check out the show to find out who will walk out the Tag Team Champions."

One last card flip.

Jenny Jersey: "In the Main Event of the evening, we have a triple threat match for the Rebel Pro Heavyweight Championship in which the title will be contested in a barbed wire wrapped steel ladder and the championship will be hanging in a mess of barbed wire. For the reason that if you want the belt you prove you have to be willing to go through the pain of removing it to get it. In the match will be the champion Marcus Marion, "The Show" Chad Kurtis, and The Freak. Two of these men are known for their singles career, and The Freak is known for his tag teaming ability. However, The Freak is impressive of late with his singles ability and lets don't forget he took Ravager to the limit in the Rebel Pro annual Aeriel Assault 2009. This match will not be for the faint of heart, so be prepared for blood, violence, and hardcore beyond your wildest beliefs."

She puts the card on the table.

Jenny Jersey: "To Mr. BoXer, I know the product you put on is very professional, and high quality... but using your own words... beat that."

She smiles.

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Chamelion: Let’s now go back to Joe, as he gives us insight into what’s to come next week on Rampage.

The monitor flashes back  to life with Joe Boxer.

Joe BoXeR: The card for next Rampage has been announced, and I'm here to give you a little preview.

Jamie Brody vs. Jeff Savage
BoXeR: Two new talents are going to be debuting on Rampage in a dark match to give our audience some pre-show entertainment before Rampage goes on the air.

Deacon Frost vs. Matt Stone
BoXeR: These two men are going to be battling for a shot at the Television Championship on May 16th. Frost has already won the title, but lost it in an upset to Jacob Collins. He came to me and asked me for a chance to get it back, and I told him I would give him the opportunity. Here it is and you've got to go through Matt Stone! Easier said than done!

Bruce "Midnight" Cable vs. "The Lightning" Craig Harvey
BoXeR: Formerly Pohatu, Craig has recently signed a new contract with the PWA and will be returning to face Bruce Cable, a newcomer who had an impressive debut against Corey Lazarus but couldn't defeat him. This should be a good match as both men look to make their mark.

Jacob Collins vs. The Phoenix
BoXeR: New school versus old school. The prodigal nephew of Mark and Michael Sommers, Collins had an impressive four-win streak that came to a crashing halt last Rampage when he was defeated by Blake Witcroft. His progression as a fighter has not gone unnoticed as he will be pitted against the biggest name in all of sports, The Phoenix, to determine Johnny Maverick's next opponent for the Grizzly Beer Championship.

Lucious Starr vs. Cody Bogard
BoXeR: Rumors have been flying about Starr's bid to face Laura Estella for the Undisputed Championship. I have a suspecting feeling that will either be denied or confirmed after his match with Bogard, which should be a real treat for the fans. Cody has already earned his spot on the next pay-per-view as he faces Riona Langly for the Intercontinental Championship.

Meghan Nash Strader vs. Marxx
BoXeR: YES! You got that right! They didn't even need to get confrontational for me to realize this is a great match in the making. Marxx is looking to rebound off his loss to Riona at RPM 2, but Meghan is looking to continue her steamroll as she remains undefeated since her return to the PWA in April. Somethin's gotta give!

Laura Estella vs. Johnny Maverick
BoXeR: Champion versus champion. Fantastic versus Fury. Female versus.. Male. This was a no-brainer here, folks. Laura Estella's grace mixed with brutality has gone unchecked since her arrival, but the Filth and Fury of the Grizzly Beer Champion could overwhelm her and hand her her first pinfall or submission.

Blake Witcroft vs. Joshua Danie;son
BoXeR: Blake defeated Jacob Collins in his second match and captured the PWA Television Championship, but it came with strings attached: a title match with The Punisher Joshua Danielson! Danielson's "I Don't Die" attitude has proven to be effective as no matter his height and weight, he is one of the toughest and most agile wrestlers in the PWA today. Will Blake be able to fend off Danielson and be one step close to a World Title shot, or will Danielson capture his first PWA title?

Jethro Hayes & Riona Langly vs. Masakaz The Great & Corey Lazarus
BoXeR: This is quite a tag match as the Southern Hero and Riona are pitted against two men whose only common ground is a loose alliance with Matthew Engel. Rest assured, this was made the main event for a reason because all four of these superstars are some of the best the PWA has ever seen. Beat that, REBEL Pro!

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